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Do YOU have a joke you'd like to share?  Submit it to Kookerkids.com!!! Please include your first name, age, and city/state/country you're writing from.


Q. Why couldn't the kid go to the pirate movie?

A. Because it was rated "Rrrrr"
Submitted by Adam W, age 6, Livonia, Michigan

Q. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

A. Because it was feeling crumby!
Submitted by Victoria L, age 9, Chicago, Illinois

Q. Who ate 9?

A. 7 8 9!
Submitted by Brandee R, age 13, Wellsville, Ohio

Q. There were 3 men in a boat when it tipped over. Why did only 2 get their hair wet?

A. Only 2 had hair!
Submitted by Sarah K, Australia

Q. Where does Santa Claus go on vacation?

A. To a Ho Ho Hotel!
Submitted by LH, age 7

Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

A. Because they have big fingers!
Submitted by Gabriel W., age 5, Rocky Mount, Virginia

Q. What do you say when you find a dead bug in your soup at school?

A. It must have tasted the soup!
Submitted by Presley P., age 8, Illinois

Q. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?

A. Car go Beep Beep!
Submitted by Anzlie A., age 10, Dallas, Georgia

Q. What do you call a knight with no home?

A. A bedless horseman!
Submitted by Presley S., age 8, Illinois

Q. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

A. In case he got a hole in one!
Submitted by Anzlie A.

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